Ron has been having trouble with a fungus growing in our driveway. He has tried many things to try and kill it including bleach and several weed killers. Nothing has worked. He has also been told that the roots go down in the gravel and that he needs to rake it up and get to them. Nope, didn't work either. When the sun shines it dries up, but when it rains our upper driveway has this brown slimy stuff growing in it that looks very much like kelp. One day Ron came home and found clams and fish all over. They fit right in with the kelp. Hmmm, wonder who was behind this crazy trick?. Ron had two guesses, my sister Julie and our friend Bruce. I wonder why he picked those two out so quickly? He guessed right, it was silly, funny, Bruce!